Love Island: Episode Three
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Hello, Love Island lovers!
Welcome back!. Let’s go over week one. Episode two can be found HERE.
Let’s get into it!
EPISODE THREE
LIVE COMMENTARY
I don’t think Bea and Sean are compatible at all. The fact that they both took standing on red/green differently says enough for me. You didn’t know there were going to be bombshells, so you chose not to lock in the partnership. I am with Sean on this one. I don’t think they should explore the connection anymore.
Kenzie refusing to talk to Zach was hilarious; she wouldn’t even look at him. I love her for that. 😂
Also, what the fuck is up with all the loud ass kissing!?
Gabe and Bea have GOT to stop fucking kissing. LMFAO WTF
Kenzie and Sean?????? That morning wake up? Him walking right over to her?
SINCERE PULLING KAYDA FOR A CHAT? LMFAO MELANIE IS GOING TO LOSE HER SHIT.
Kenzie and Gabe’s conversation is better than Gabe and Bea’s. I said it. She seems way more interested in getting to know him, and he’s showing he is capable of conversation and not just making out. Bea’s face towards them is ridiculous since she just gave a whole speech to Sean and everyone else that they shouldn’t be that hooked on someone after 24 hours.
Melanie has found out that Sincere pulled Kayda. UH-OH! Girl, be real, you’re pissed. She’s crying now, saying people get sick of her. Felt. Mel and I are the same. LOL. She is speaking fucking facts right now.
Kenzie dumping the drink down her throat when the game got announced is so me. 😂
ROLE PLAY AS THE TERMINATOR?!?!? LMFAO
Who slept with a 52-year-old? My guess is Bryce, but it was Gabe. Bryce just gives off that energy…
TRINITY LMFAO OH MY GOD????? (Giving head while her mom was in the car.)
Sincere, she ghosted someone in HIGH SCHOOL. Grow up.
Who came all over their friend’s pillow? Kayda. Oh my god. LMFAO. Why would you admit that on public television?
Kenzie just wanted to push that man in the pool LMFAO. I knew it was Bryce.
Sincere is so fucked after that. So fucked. Melanie looks like Kenzie in episode one. Oh my god.
Kenzie and Sean kissing in the pool?!
Melanie is gonna cause some DRAMA. I can feel it. Oh my god. SHE JUST CALLED KAYDA, KATIE. Bye LOL 😂 😂 😂 This girl got TRUST ISSSUUUEESSS. She’s fucking herself, and she’s just digging the hole deeper and deeper and deeper.
NEW BOMBSHELLS
NONE. BOO.
FINAL COUPLES E2:
Sincere & Melanie
Gabe & Bea
KC & Aniya
Kayda & Zach
Trinity & Bryce
Single:
Kenzie and Sean
ICONIC LINES E2:
“I won’t let him see my eyes because that’s the only thing he complimented.”
“That’s such a W response, bro.”
“…and me, I’m on the plate too.”
“What if he gets sick of me?”
“You can still have two fishes and be like wow, these are beautiful fish.”
“I’m sorry for…I can’t do this.”
“Hola, ¿cómo estás? Muy bien, ¿y tú?”
“I’m so beach.”
“Are you an eater? Bro is definitely an eater.”
“It actually made my kitty purr a little.”
“Shit, everyone is goin’ jorts?”
“I’m not blind, I’m just missin’ my leg.”
“We gotta make sure we check these pillows.”
“You’ve met your fuckin’ match if you do that with me.”
“What’s her name? Katie.”
F I N A L T H O U G H T S
Melanie is gonna cause some drama. We all know it. I know her jealousy is gonna be a problem, it’s giving Huda.
I think everyone else is in an okay position, but I also feel like Bea is gonna clock Kenzie. The first challenge is next, EXCITING. It always causes drama. Love it.
Ratings
Freakiness Rating: 3/10
Entertainment rating: 7.7/10
Drama rating: 9/10
Note: These are all my own opinions. Thank you.
idk who these people are, but i enjoy ur retelling of the events
Kenzie and Sean threw me for a loop ngl!!!